“Being lost isn't the same as being nowhere.”
Contractor was supposed to call before heading to The Two Acre Wood, so that I could meet him, because it can be hard to find if you don't know the area. Instead, he calls me because he’s nearby but lost.
Our actual conversation:
Me: “Where are you?”
Him: “I dunno. Parked on the side of the road next to 3 mules & a horse.”
Me: “Head back to the west & pull over in the big driveway. I’ll come get you.”
In good news, I was able to locate him & get him to the right place. So, I should have exciting updates soon…